Corporate Jungle,Share Market and Sex Market

Today,I would like to delve in intricate detail the under belly of Corporate Jungle,Share Market,and Sex Market.Another point,I would like to make here is that once upon a time "India used to be a agriculture driven economy.However,since 1998 India became Cinema driven economy because of BJP's and Mr Lal Krishna Advani option's fondness for hindi cinema.That is why you find the likes of Tulsi Irani,oh! sorry,Smriti Irani in BJP.Good times for Tulsi Irani!Make hay Tulsi while the sun of ekta kapoor shines in your backyard!".
Let us talk about 'Share market and Sex market'.Once somebody asked me
"Mr Sinha,do you see any similarity between share market and sex market'.And my reply was that the share market experts and Economic Times news channel and CNBC TV 18 can more appropriately answer the similarity between"Share Market and Sex Market".
Ofcourse,I told this friend of mine that I can delve in detail about the prospect of large caps,mid caps and small caps.I also told him that I can predict with certain level of confidence the future highs & lows of 'sensex and nifty'.But please don't ask me the similarity between"Share Market and Sex Market" because the expert of 'Dalal Street'know it better.Right ET news cannel and CNBC TV 18.
Yeah,let us talk about our own "Corporate Jungle".Some of the big frauds and Sharks of Corporate Jungle in recent times have been 'Rama Linga Raju of Satyam,Mr Lalit Modi option of IPL fraud fame,the darker side of Anil Nanda option indulging in gay sex option with his driver etc'.
How can I forget my experience in this Corporate Jungle!
After completing my 'Postgraduation in Personnel Management(1992-1994 batch)
from 'XISS,Ranchi",I joined Dabur in 1994 as'Management Trainee{Personnel).In 1995,I became 'Assistant Manager(HR) at Dabur'.
In 1996,I went to Mumbai option and I joined'Neo Pharma as Deputy Manager(HR).Mr Priya Darshan Deshmukh of 'Decon Management Services'had placed me there.Here,I was interviewed by Mr Aziz Ismail Patel(GM-HR).Subsequently,my selection was approved by the Chairman,Mr Rajesh Gulecha.
Here,Mr Aziz Ismail Patel tried to implicate me for his wrong doing.And when I expressed my displeasure,Mr Aziz Ismail Patel tried to get me killed.Mr Patel,I have legal evidences with me.
This was my first experience of how insidious Corporate Jungle can be.Here,I experienced how 'Mr Aziz Ismail Patel tried to implicate innocent people into false cases through the connivance of lawyers and Mumbai Police option".
Yes,Mr Aziz Ismail Patel,you will have to anwer plenty of my questions.And I promise,I will dig your dead body out of grave because you played a pivotal role for making 'first attempt on my life in Mumbai option.
Thereafter,I joined "Modern Group Textile" in Mumbai option.I had a senior colleague called'Mr Deepak Patankar and Mr Ganpathy'.Mr Deepak Patankar,you were unfair with me because you always obstructed my 'rightful professional rights & claim at Modern Group Textile'.Right,Mr Deepak Patankar.Mr Deepak Patankar,you may be having your version of the fall out.But,I have collected enough of legal evidence against you.The fact that you obtructed the withdrawal of my'Provident fund money' is a huge legal evidence along with a few other legal evidences whic are enough to pin you down in the "Court of law for professional harassment".
Mr Deepak Patankar,you have just done"Masters in Social Work".
And please check out my qualification on www.linkedin.com
For your information Mr Deepak Patankar,I am Postgraduate in Personnel Management from XISS,Ranchi(1992 - 1994 batch) as well as a Postgraduate in Poltical Science from Delhi University.And in the year 2006,I received recommendation letters from "Indian Institute of Management(Lucknow) and XLRI(Jamshedpur)for my work in the area of'Human Resource Audit for recruitment,Performance Management Systemetc.I have a numer of publications to my credit.My article on'Corporate Leadership'has been published even by Harvard Business Review.I am also visiting faculty of Human Resource Management at a number of management institutes in New-Delhi & ncr.Some of the management institutes have got my photograph on their prospectus.
Mr Deepak Patankar,do you remember my visit to "Modern Petrofils,Baroda'to conduct 'HR Audit'.And how you tried to run me down by describing my 'HR Audit assessment report as rubbish'.Right Mr Ganpathy.
Mr Deepak Patankar,for the same 'HR Audit System',I have received recommendation letters from Indian Institute of Management(Lucknow)and XLRI(Jamshedpur).
Please send me your email id.I will forward the recommendation letters for your perusal.Mr Deepak Patankar,you can get these recommendation letter verified.
Since then Mr Deepak Patankar,I have worked for some of the leading Corporate Houses like Larsen & Toubro.And presently,I am working as Corporate Human Resource Advisor & Trainer plus visiting faculty of Human Resource Management papers in New-Delhi & ncr.
Mr Deepak Patankar truth always bites.And I will make sure that truth bites you for your wrong doings.Right,Mr Ganpathy.
So friends,since then I have faced four attempts on my life.Three attempts on my life were made in Mumbai option and one in New - Delhi..
Mr Deepak Patankar my mobile number is 09871806386.And Mr Deepak Patankar,Anupam Sinha will take revenge from you.
And please,no hanky panky.If you do that,you will get approriate retort Mr Deepak Patankar!.
So friends,this has been my experience of the"Corporate Jungle"so far.I hereby promise & resolve to face the onslaught of the Corporate Jungle upfront.
My ENEMIES watch out!And prepare for a legal battle!I promise to punish you guys with same Ruthlessness!
This is Anupam Sinha signing off.
Yours Sincerely,
Anupam Sinha
Corporate Human Resource Advisor & Trainer
Cell:+919871806386.
Place:GK-I,New-Delhi,India.
Date:8.07.2010