Paradigm Shift

Tuesday, August 3, 2010

Sex,Crime,Corruption & London Dreams

Mr Barrack Obama,the quality & integrity of global politicians has become a question mark.Do you agree with me,Mr Obama.
The economic mess in USA is the byproduct of Jr George Bush's policies.And another democracy which has become the victim of politicians insatiable greed,lust & corruption is'Mother India'.
I am sure Mr Barrack Obama,you must be keeping yourself abreast with what is happening in Jammu & Kashmir(Jammu & Kashmir is an integral part of India),Gujarat and ofcourse 'the ongoing revelations of corruption in Jammu & Kashmir.Oh sorry!,Commonwealth games'.
Mr Obama,let me administer a quiz to you.
Please tick the most appropriate answer,Mr Obama.
1) The biggest act of Sin in the last 10 years.
(a) Mr Bill Clinton poking a cigar in the private parts of the intern Monica Lewinsky in White
House.
(b) Mr Pramod Mahajan episode involving his younger brother Praveen Mahajan
(There are strong rumours of extra-marital affair).
(c) Mr Rahul Mahajan option's acts of crime & Sins(Includes Payal Rohatgi's episode).
(d) A sexual Shag to satisfy the sexual urge by law-abiding common men & women.
(e) Male & female prostitution
(f) Consumption of liqour & cigarettes by women.
Mr Obama,please answer the question correctly.
Mr Barrack Obama,I consider a sexual shag by law-abiding global men and women as completely
harmless in comparison to the insatiable greed,lust and corruption of politicians.
Let us some day have a global public debate on "Sex and Corruption".
In India,these days the swindling of crores of public money by 'Mr Suresh Kalmadi and his commonwealth team' is tumbling out everyday.Mr Suresh Kalmadi options name has not only been insinuated for the theft & robbery of tax payers' money but also for indulging in forgery of contract documents related to 'Commonwealth games".
And Mr Obama,the government of India has asked Mr Suresh Kalmadi option(who is himself invoved in the act of forgery & swindling of public money) to investigate "the acts of swindle,theft,and robbery of public money".
You see Mr Obama,"A Chor has been asked to investigate the swindle,theft and robbery of public money".
Mr Obama,I am sure Mr Suresh Kalmadi option would say"Mera Desh mahaan".
Mr Obama,in ancient times India's wealth was plundered by Muhammed Ghazani & Muhammed
Ghori.
And in modern times,India's wealth & public money is being plundered by the likes of Mr Suresh
Kalmadi option.
Mr Obama,I really admire the confidence with which Mr Suresh Kalmadi option defends his act
of'corruption & forgery'.
Mr Obama as a Bihari I would really feel sad if somebody from the land of Shivaji is called"a swindler & a fraud".
Mr Suresh Kalmadi,the shag of corruption will come out very soon.And please Mr Suresh Kalmadi option,you are good at kissing.
I saw the 'Kiss & eye contact on television.Did you enjoy your visit to London'.
Oh! Sorry Mr Suresh Kalmadi option,I will not talk about your "London Dream".
This is Anupam Sinha signing off.
Anupam Sinha
Corporate Human Resource Advisor & Trainer
PAN number:ASZPS3289C.
Cell:+919871806386.
Place:GK-I,New-Delhi,India,Asia.
Date:4.08.2010
Time:12.58pm(Indian Standard Time).

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